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Steven you are the actual most precious and wonderful little cutie in the world okay <3
Imagine if his mom was like that too
Greg: Rose, snakes lost their limbs millions of years ago, that’s just how evolution works sometimes.
Rose: Then earth’s evolution is cruel and unfair!
Greg: What are you going to do? Use gem magic to attach limbs to every snake on the planet?
Rose: ………..
Greg: Are you actually considering it?
Rose: I might be!
Amethyst: Why is Rose outside trying to stick arms onto a snake?
Rose: (From outside) BECAUSE SNAKES NEED TO BE ABLE TO HUGGreg: Honey, crying on the snake won’t bring its arms back.
Rose: [LOUD SOBBING]Rose: I’M NOT CRYING ON THE SNAKE I’M CRYING FOR THE SNAKE! … ALSO SUBSEQUENTLY ON THE SNAKE!
petimetrek
Had fun doing this series of HP house crests during breaks from commissioned projects. All of them are cool but Slytherin is my personal favorite.
1. Bleeding tooth fungus
2. Veiled lady mushroom
3. Amethyst deceiver
4. Blue fungus
5. Dog stinkhorn
6. Brain mushroom
7. Giant puffball (very creative)
8. Fancy peach
9. Indigo milkcap
10. Violet coral (remarkably, these do not actually live underwater)
I want to go find all of these!
RIP MRS.WASHINGTON
Rest In Beauty 🙏🏽
REST IN PEACE LOVELY 👸🏾❤️
This is really sad….
queenofconfusion
I can’t express how upset it makes me that shyness in women is sexualized, anger in women is sexualized, ignorance/ lack of intelligence is sexualized, intelligence is sexualized- being a woman is being sexualized for everything you feel or do.
But if you’re a sexual woman, you’re demonized
Whoop there it is.
bleustems
0gre:
If you 16/17/18 and he 23/24/25
He’s manipulating you.
Trust.I can get behind this. They’re usually sociopaths too. Avoid.
There’s a reason they’re not with someone their own age
BOOST
If youre 13/14/15 and hes 18/19/20 he does not care about you.
Promise.PREACH THIS TO THE HEAVENS. DO NOT FALL FOR THIS BULLSHIT. HE IS A LITERAL PIECE OF GARBAGE. AVOID AT ALL COSTS.
Preach.
My friend bout fell for this shit.. Almost got her killed twice.. Don’t do it man. I’m telling you don’t.
The paparazzi wakes up North
LMAO
She is so cute she like “fuck wrong w yall”
People need to leave that baby alone.
People do, she’s going to grow up around this and she’s going to get so much shit for such little things. She’ll probably have a “Britney” phase and everything. I feel bad for you north, I’m hoping you will remember who you are and won’t let the assholes of the world get to you.
Smh cops at it again
Fuck pigs
What the fuck is wrong with people?!
I WAS JUST WATCHING THIS. I GOT SO FUCKING MAD
This is so disgusting
Fuck cops man
Is this real 😱👏
IT IS
….This is real. God damn.
Hey, Mr. & Mrs. Alcorn: The flipping Vice President of the United States just publicly recognized your DAUGHTER by HER real name. Chew on that.